Denny's cashing in on The Hobbit

Denny's cashing in on The Hobbit

I doubt that Tolkien was a grand slam sort of guy.

Oh, look at that: another movie tie-in by a company in a vein attempt to win over the masses. Will it work? Well OBVIOUSLY it does or they wouldn't continue to keep doing it. The Hobbit is coming out soon enough and naturally, it's time to start the marketing. Just as the title suggests, it's Denny's and a Hobbit themed menu ( for a limited time, mind you) because eventually the age of Hobbits will pass and the time of land whales will return.One thing I'm pondering: How can someone have second breakfast when they serve breakfast all day? It's not really “second” breakfast when the “first” breakfast never technically ended. Am I over thinking this whole thing? Most likely. I will say though that the Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies actually sound bloody amazing.

By that I mean, they  “sound amazing,” which is a big difference from actually being amazing. Also keep an eye out for things like Shire Sausage and Seed Cake French Toast. Sadly there really is nothing Gollum though, he has a keen distaste for cooked things, but he loves his juicy fish. Of all the films to plug, I can't nag them for picking poorly.

I mean Peter Jackson turned Lord of the Rings into epicness and can ride that wave to build up The Hobbit. It's not like the time everyone was trying to plug the Americanized Godzilla. See and this is why this blog covers fails and flames things, all so I can mention the U.S. Godzilla in the same setting as The Hobbit and get away with it.