I LOVE DRUNKS. Well no not really – this is my pre story PSA by the way: I do not condone excessive revelry, driving while intoxicated, or anything else that may cause harm to another...you screw up thats your thing, but it's others that should be a priority. NOW, that aside back to this all to epic of a fail. Or perhaps a win, really depends on how you look at it.
One man in Germany- after a night of said drunkenness back in 2010 had apparently lost his car. ( yes I will avoid making a comment about movie plots) The problem was not that it was stolen, it was because he could not remember where he parked it. They searched for it, and never found it.
Now rolls in 2012 and an officer by chance stumbled upon an abandoned car with long expired tags. When running the info discovered that it was the long lost car from two years ago. Still where the drunk “ and most likely still drunk” owner had parked it, a whole four kilometers from where he “ thought” he left it. Four kilometers is just a little less than two and a half miles on the imperial scale. The real kicker is that the owner had over $50,000 dollars worth of tools in the trunk. How can you go two years when you have that sort of money invested in something lost? I will never understand some people. That and my German is elementary at best, so I'll have a hard enough time- more so if he's drunk and slurring.